Submitted by: Laurie Anne MacNeil (via Facebook)
"For our first Christmas together, my husband bought me a shovel."
Aw, how sweet. Clearly the honeymoon isn't over. We're sure she was excited about placing it right next to the George Foreman grill in the corner of the backyard shed to gather dust.
Submitted by Karen Hui via Facebook
"In fact, I got these a few times from several family members over the years, for various occasions. This time it was a gift from that hoarder aunt who bought too many cookies, couldn't finish them before they expired and needs to get rid of them ASAP."
Yikes. Time to move out, Karen. We'll help you find a place.
Donkey Kong Land for Gameboy
Submitted by: Michael A. Natale @MikNatz via Twitter
"Thought I was getting Pokemon Blue." #ShittyGift #HolidayDisappointments #firstworldproblems"
Well, we happened to #like #donkeykong #whenwe #werekids. #wealso #didnthavehashtags #backthen #tomake #communication #annoying.
Submitted by: Deborah Elizabeth Chiaramonte via Facebook
"The earrings were for pieced ears......I've never had pierced ears lol"
Wow, people just don't know you at all, Deborah. That sucks. But don't look a re-gift horse in the mouth. Hang onto those and save yourself a shopping trip for your frenemy's birthday.
Recorder from a Dollar Store
Submitted by: Brie Watson @brieford via Twitter
"Bag of random useless crap from the dollar store including, but not limited to, a recorder."
We picked out the recorder specifically because our artist was too lazy to draw a whole bag full of junk. Sorry to gip you, Brie.
Wooden Block with the name "Leon" on it
Submitted by: Zeshan K
"I opened the box and and the block said "Leon," so I was thinking, WTF is this?? Later I realized it was suppose to spell "Noel."
Zeshan later revealed that the gift was eventually traded for a Transformer. All's well that ends well.